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Panelists debate whether games like Fallout 3 and Gears Of War 2 are teaching children skills they’ll really need in the End Times.

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25 Responses to “Are Violent Video Games Preparing Kids For The Apocalypse?”

  1. By spicychickenwing31 on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    No, it’s not. This …
    No, it’s not. This is seriously a big issue if tomorrow’s generation is to survive the apocalypse. That’s why shooting games are being made more realistic.

  2. By spicychickenwing31 on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    Yes it is. It’s the …
    Yes it is. It’s the best, most useful news you should hear.

  3. By ThisAmerican1 on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    Most kids will …
    Most kids will become mutants themselves…LMAO!!!!!! 5 stars…LOVE the Onion!!!

  4. By safesexmonster on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    wow i was really …
    wow i was really scared for a second. i thought this was real. i literally just gave up on humanity for sure just then. but now i have my faith back. good one guys it was funny.

  5. By DoNtFoRgETtHeCuRRy on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    The Onion is just …
    The Onion is just too awesome sometimes. This is hilarious.

  6. By ReichsleiterJenkem on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    Most of the tards …
    Most of the tards replying to this genius of a comedy video would be better served watching Larry the Cable Guy instead. Comedy from the Onion is far too cerebral for these morons.

  7. By yes4me on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    Haha 5/5
    Haha 5/5

  8. By Brick9320 on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    Lol….i don’t …
    Lol….i don’t understand why people auctualy are questioning if this is real or not…look at the category in the description…..COMEDY….geese…

  9. By Kwigon on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    Good one XD
    Good one XD

  10. By Forzo14 on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    THESE PEOPLE ARE WIN
    THESE PEOPLE ARE WIN

  11. By burnITup on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    I completely agree. …
    I completely agree. Our generation has to prepare ourselves for the worst. Even if it means researching the harshness of a wasteland by reading complete survival guides. We need to do all we can, and quick. Mere baseball bats will not take us far in the post apocalyptic future.

  12. By funnygangink on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    wow this made me …
    wow this made me think people will do enything to be on youtube. show me the studies then i will belive this .

  13. By cacadc1 on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    lol i knew theyd …
    lol i knew theyd mention fallout 3

  14. By Sykosis310 on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    the onion only …
    the onion only delivers the hardest hitting news, whats the problem?

  15. By imthevictim31789 on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    How can Jewish …
    How can Jewish scientists dissapoint new parents?

  16. By laxfrenzy18 on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    yup. ur right. it …
    yup. ur right. it shows you how many people are complete idiots.

  17. By devilviper4425 on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    I’ve been looking …
    I’ve been looking at the comments and anyone who thinks this is serious is a ing retard.

  18. By laxfrenzy18 on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    lol. is this real
    lol. is this real

  19. By myconpics on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    I fully agree with …
    I fully agree with this concept. I believe knowing how to jack someone’s car or burning zombies with molotovs are excellent skills to have.

  20. By USRefugee on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    The Onion is spoof …
    The Onion is spoof news that nonetheless gets a real point across from time to time. It’s great stuff, you should check it.

  21. By unexpectedvids on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    you dont know that
    you dont know that

  22. By unexpectedvids on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    lol its spelled …
    lol its spelled scare

  23. By settler30 on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    i also like the end …
    i also like the end *jewish scientists discover new way to disappoint parents* <—- LoL

  24. By i8beanboy on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    seriously???
    seriously???

  25. By F16JetBurners on Mar 2, 2009 | Reply

    please tell me this …
    please tell me this is a joke?

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